Meet Cecil Seaman (above) of Washington, Ohio, and his plaster-of-Paris princess, "Frieda." Seaman has more than 1000 baubles glued, wired, riveted or welded to his '81 Harley-Davidson Sportster and homebuilt sidecar, and he recalls the origin of every single one. "A rat bike isn't something you can make," he says. "It just happens. One day you go outside and look at your bike and say, 'Man, that's a piece of s**t.' It just goes from there."