Ya see, at Hazzard, once you buy the ticket, you’re all set to take the ride. Your entrance fee gets you food, a camping spot, all the beer you can drink (until they run out), a t-shirt, goodie bag, and of course your Hazzard County 5 tattoo. It’s totally secluded in this large private campground, where – wait for it – nobody messes with you! That’s right, at no point did any rangers, cops, or authoritative finger-pointers come out and kill the buzz. You get people doin naked hot laps on their bikes, lighting off fireworks, and doing their drugs in public like grown-ups! It’s madness in the best way.